Things that girls say to guys to get rid of

Girls can be as nasty assholes as dudes, but usually show a bit more creativity and imagination in their discharges.

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Every girl probably has one or the other lousy dissipation in her lifeheard that gave her heart a small crack and her ego a not-so-small crack. Fighting a girl is usually not hard-and the majority of men do not have the task of thoroughly thinking about their intentions and keeping their playmates as pleasant as possible-insofar as such a thing can be pleasant at all. That's a bit different with girls. I always try to escort the guys as gently as possible to the door of my heart, without having to question their entire existence or renew their self-esteem from scratch. However, this brings with it the fact that one often has to come up with an admittedly flimsy pretext

Girls can be as nasty assholes as dudes, but usually show a bit more creativity and imagination in their discharges. I've written down the most absurd discharges I sawed off guys I just could not stand-some of them were used on a flat-rate basis by different men. Although most likely my karma has suffered a lot, I still do not feel sorry for it.

"I just do not want a boyfriend right now."
As with young men, this phrase is the classic classic among girls, even though it is usually a bold lie. Of course, if you met the perfect guy, you would get involved with him, even if you do not really fit in with the stuff and you're planning on hitting the next time as a single lady. One year ago, I said that sentence to a guy who was madly in love with me and still is today - whenever I meet him, he whispers to me, "You smell so good." in the ear and I come over a particularly scary shiver. He was so sorry for me then that I could not say to his face that I just do not like him and also do not like him because he's a head shorter than me.

"I like you as a friend."
It's pretty much the worst thing to be deported to the Friendzone by someone you're in love with, and yet I've done it way too often. If you like a guy a little but are not really in love with him, you should make it clear to him as quickly as possible, so that you are out of danger, but of course you still want to continue to enjoy all the benefits that brings a love roach with it. So you tell him through the flower that you do not want anything from him and you disguise the whole thing as friendship. Now and then you make him still advances and cuddles lack of alternatives with him, so he remains on the hook. You are picked up by him, he keeps telling you how great you are and picks you up (and pays you) even if you are hungry. Yes, it's bad to hang on the hook.

"You, I think there's something better to come."
Believing in "something better" is probably the most honest thing you can give anyone, and most of the time it's the reason behind every other excuse. because you do not want to hear from a person you like, that there is "something better" than yourself. Basically, after the first hate you can not blame anyone, because at least they played with open cards. And at some point there will certainly be someone for whom there is nothing better - at least this illusion is pretty comforting when you've just been dumped.

"I'm not over my ex yet."
Of course, this repudiation can be the truth, but if a guy comes along that really does not even interest me and I do not want to bother with him anymore, it can It does not matter if in the club, if someone buries me and I introduce him to my best buddy as my friend, or if I tell some people that I have just come from a long lasting relationship and I'm not ready, someone to get to know something new - this dissipation always works.

"You're too boring."
There are people who behave in their mid-twenties, as if they were actually two hundred years old and already born as an old man, they do not want to do anything, only eat and watch in front of the TV all day long Even if the sex is lazy someday.Although after the first infatuation, once a little routine in the love life, I can not live with the thought that my friend is inside an old sack, the only for the toilet from the crumb-strewn couch get up and recite all the jokes from Scrubs by heart When I bought a blanket with sleeves, I knew what I had to do.

"I can not meet you today, I still have to wash my hair."
If a guy really does not help at all and he resolutely refuses to notice all the meanness and intimations of one, the really bad and obvious excuses must come from. I've had all the variants on this copy-I've said it to my face that it will not work, I invented girls evenings that I actually looked at in my Hello Kitty robe alone on the couch Germany's Next Topmodel and finally it seemed to me the only solution to come up with the stupidest pretext in the world so he can finally get it. I actually canceled it on the pretext that today I still have to wash my hair and therefore have no time. His answer: "Tomorrow maybe?"

"My great-grandma is so bad, that's what makes me so ready. I just can not. "
With this pretext, a friend of mine once put off a guy who just did not let up, but with whom she did not want to meet The only thing is, that this great-grandmother was not among the living at the time, you should never be forced to invent a relative in your life, much less resurrect a great-grandmother, but sometimes, if it's easy Does not want to understand, it is no different, Uroma would have understood that.

Most girls - except for a few heartless exceptions - consider very carefully how to wake a man quietly out of his love coma and maneuver him out of their lives so that he hates them as little as possible. In the end, it probably does not matter how you get dumped, whether directly or with an absurd excuse. Because every discharge means that one does not like one's counterpart as one would like. The only consoling is just always the certainty that the compensatory final justice ensures that the next time not the dumb, drunk love SMS-writing sausages, but the one who shoots the other in the wind and then no Second, no thought, and certainly no more tears at him or her.